Infrequently Asked Questions with Author John Patrick Robbins

 



INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Here at S.A.V.A. Press, not only do we like and respect writers, but we find them profoundly interesting. As such, whenever we publish and promote authors, we also try to get to know them a little bit. Hopefully, you’ll find the following questions and answers both engaging and enticing enough to delve into more of the author’s available content…

And now, without further ado, S.A.V.A. Press is proud to present: John Patrick Robbins!

S.A.V.A. Press: “Author bios, by their very nature, are meant to be short and sweet. Is there anything outside of your author bio that you’d like your readers to know about you, or that you think your readers might find interesting and/or surprising about you? If not, feel free to use this space to speak directly to your readers about anything related to your published work…”

John: “That I actually sleep in a coffin and am a true Satanist. I also transform into a werewolf on a full moon, and am disappointed I have never been on the show, ‘Intervention.’ But then, I realize friends have to stage those, and imaginary friends or voices in your head don’t count. And also, I like to party.”

S.A.V.A. Press: “Here at S.A.V.A. Press, we feel that all writers can contribute something to the conversation about the art of writing. Can you share your thoughts on what, in your opinion, are the elements of great writing?”

John: “Accessibility is the key to connecting in any art form in my opinion, but especially story telling. If you cannot tell your story in a basic way that others easily get, who cares what you have to say?”

S.A.V.A. Press: “Writing is an art, and all artists derive inspiration from their mentors and idols along the way. Can you elaborate on the people who’ve inspired and influenced you, and helped mold your writing thus far? And please don’t feel as if your answer has to be limited to writers. Inspiration can come from all kinds of sources…”

John: “First would be the pulp writer, Robert E. Howard. He could do anything with that page, and did. And to me, art has no limits. Second would be Lemmy Kilmister. Not the normal influence, I know, but he was real. Few people are; that definitely includes most writers. He was himself a hundred percent, which I greatly admired. There are honestly too many people to list, but anyone who does things their own way gets my respect and admiration. It’s far too fucking easy and boring to go with the flow.”

S.A.V.A. Press: “Please share your thoughts, both positive and/or negative, on the literary landscape of today…”

John: “It’s largely mundane shit! People all trying not to offend, so they are being untrue to themselves. Cancel culture is total horse crap! If you do not like something, do not read it. Art is never safe, and if it is safe, it fucking sucks. And if that offends, good. I hate what this scene has become, and it’s why I do not play by the rules and am largely blacklisted. Because if you’re honest, you’re dangerous. Or they relegate you to the term: ‘outlaw,’ which is total crap as well. It’s just a way of dismissing what a person has to say because we largely fear anyone with a different opinion.

“It’s why I run the mags I do; so people don’t have to play the bullshit ass-kissing games. I’m hated for it but at least I’m myself.

“Pen your truths no matter whom it offends, unless you just want to be an idiot who collects Facebook friends. Then pucker those lips. Seems too much like a full-time job to me.”

S.A.V.A. Press: “If you could suggest one fiction book that everyone should read, what would it be, and why?”

John: “All my books. Joking. Well, kinda…

“Most I will suggest are typical and honestly get quoted all the time. But a book that changed me as a writer was An Unfortunate Woman: A Journey, by Richard Brautigan. I can never say enough good things about him. But it’s books like that, upon reading you have to go back to, that all great books have in common.

On The Road was another, as well as Factotum, which I always go back to.

Old Man and the Sea,” because, well, it’s fucking Hemingway. I was influenced by classic writers; people who bled their pages and lived hard. Modern day pussies don’t stand up to those writers. When you care more about posting fucking selfies at Starbucks, you lost me.

“And, of course, Twilight, which upon reading, please purchase two. That way, you have one to shit on and one to cover it up with. People who think that crap is writing should take a shower with a clock radio.

“I’m a true humanitarian and one classy bitch.

“Now, let’s drink, shall we?”



John Patrick Robbins is the editor in chief of The Rye Whiskey Review and Black Shamrock Magazine. His work has been published in Schlock Magazine, San Pedro River Review, Punk Noir Magazine, Fixator Press, Fearless Poetry Zine, Piker Press, and The Dope Fiend Daily.

His work is always unfiltered.


The Abyss @ https://theabyssmag.blogspot.com/

The Rye Whiskey Review @ https://ryethewhiskeyreview.blogspot.com/

UTB @ https://underthebleachersmag.blogspot.com/

Midnight Magazine @ https://midnightmagazinepoetry.blogspot.com/

Crossroads @ https://thecrossroadlitmagazine.blogspot.com/

Drinkers only @ https://drinkersonly.blogspot.com/


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